How do u get diplomatic immunity?

you ask not about becoming a diplomat, but about getting diplomatic immunity, so i would be just a tad suspicious about ewhy you would want it. and the diplomatic posting you would need this immunity for, am i to ume it would be fo Mexico or one of a few south american postings. just a bit of advice if you dont mind. if you prime empoyment is the late shift at Freddys pizza parlour, drive in attendant at MacDonalds, or shall we say a dealer in a casino on the vegas strip.then may i say you would be a tad under qualified. but keep at it, america most certainly is the land of opportunity. of course there is one other thought in my mind, maybe, just maybe, you have just watched too many Steven Seagall movies. but i honestly dont think anyone actually considering a position with the the diplomatic corps would be honestly checking out their options on this site. but one never knows, i can just picture the interview in the white house, "no I am dead serious "Freddy Flinstone" on Yahoo questions told me I would make a perfect diplomat. oh and "Hey i do get diplomatic immunity don't I"